this fucking never fails to make me laugh
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
"I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them."-Uma Thurman (via dissapolnted)
"My daddy said, that the first time you fall in love, it changes you forever and no matter how hard you try, that feeling just never goes away."-Nicholas Sparks (via kushandwizdom)
please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye
on that note, please don’t make people with anxiety feel guilty about their inability to do tasks you deem simple and literally call them children and tell them to grow up because of it
please just dont make people feel bad
no dog should ever be homeless
no home should ever be dogless
"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."
me: will you pay me?
mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.